Hey, it's my first "The War on Duh" post!
The title: Schools distort figures to meet Title IX
The shocking truth: "Many Division I schools are distorting the number of students participating in sports so they can comply with Title IX..."
The fantastic quote: "Among the tactics is to pad rosters of women's teams with unqualified players or even men. The [NYT] found schools counted athletes who no longer wanted to compete or never played for that team, listing male practice players as women..."
Who would have guessed?!