Short Skirts Cause Impotency

So says research being reported in what appears to be a real news website that takes the study seriously. Here's the opening:

Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has stated that most male diseases are caused by women who adhere to provocative clothes and behaviour. As a result, the Western civilization gradually turns into the society of sexually unsatisfied men and eventually unsuccessful and physically unhealthy men, the scientist considers.

"Correlation," not causation. I put "correlation" in quotations because I doubt this really exists in this case as well.

Hat Tip: Pavel Yakovlev